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#1 TheTone

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Posted 02 June 2009 - 05:37 PM

http://kotaku.com/52...ensor-seemsnice

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Nintendo announces the Wii Vitality Sensor, a device that attaches to the tip of the player's finger that measures their vital signs and helps them relax.

It sounds like one of those biorhythm reading machines you find in dirty bowling alley arcades, though as a Nintendo Wii product it is of course pristine and white. The device was presented by Nintendo President Satoru Iwata at the company's 2009 E3 press conference, following a brief speech about the difficulty of video games. Without actually tying things together, he explained that the new device lets you see the information relating to the "inner world" of your body in order to achieve greater relaxation. The device attaches to the bottom of the Wii remote and then clips onto your finger.

It sounds like it could be used to measure stress levels via pulse rates, with the data then used to adjust game difficulty. That, or Nintendo just wants to see if we will pay them money to let us pinch our fingers.

Iwata presented the device and then left, making no mention of when it would arrive, how it would arrive, or even if it would arrive. Good old Nintendo-branded strangeness.
kotaku.

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#2 Zondaro

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Posted 02 June 2009 - 05:41 PM

Nintendo has lost their minds.
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#3 Pariah

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Posted 02 June 2009 - 05:49 PM

View PostZondaro, on 02 June 2009 - 05:41 PM, said:

Nintendo has lost their minds.

everytime they come out with these products they end up selling out the arse though...
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#4 scissorfight

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Posted 02 June 2009 - 05:53 PM

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#5 Annon

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Posted 02 June 2009 - 06:00 PM

This is so fucking stupid. We were just talking in chat about all the fucking controller add-ons. Then they unveil this.
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#6 olimario

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Posted 02 June 2009 - 06:03 PM

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#7 Ego Loss

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Posted 02 June 2009 - 09:00 PM

Now you have a dildo and you can finger something. I wonder what kind of game you could make with this set-up...
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#8 Pariah

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Posted 02 June 2009 - 09:01 PM

View PostEgo Loss, on 02 June 2009 - 09:00 PM, said:

Now you have a dildo and you can finger something. I wonder what kind of game you could make with this set-up...

football mums sim??? :rollin

million seller total

Edited by Pariah, 02 June 2009 - 09:02 PM.

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#9 TheTone

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 12:03 AM

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#10 Zondaro

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 12:14 AM

View Postanthony, on 03 June 2009 - 12:03 AM, said:

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Quick photoshop something inappropriate!
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#11 TheTone

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 12:16 AM

nintendo beat me to it. :hippo

thank god sony brought out the ol wiimotion + wiimote with glowing ping-pong balls on the ends. maybe people will forget this abomination.
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#12 Pariah

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 01:11 AM

View PostZondaro, on 03 June 2009 - 12:14 AM, said:

Quick photoshop something inappropriate!

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Edited by Pariah, 03 June 2009 - 01:12 AM.

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#13 Everdred

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 02:29 AM

Day one. :bow :bow :bow
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#14 Xaro

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 02:42 AM

View PostEverdred, on 03 June 2009 - 02:29 AM, said:

Day one. :bow :bow :bow

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#15 Sambain

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 04:10 AM

This Vitality Sensor thingy has piqued my interest. WTF is Nintendo going to do with this??? O_O
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#16 TheTone

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 04:42 AM

attach it to your finger and for every throb of your pulse u give nintendo $10 :hippo
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#17 Sambain

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 05:05 AM

View Postanthony, on 03 June 2009 - 04:42 AM, said:

attach it to your finger and for every throb of your pulse u give nintendo $10 :hippo

*crickets chirping* Was this post supposed to be funny? I dont understand?
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#18 Sebastien Rayer

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Posted 03 June 2009 - 08:21 PM

could be interesting. imagine a safe-cracking game where you had to stay calm. or a sniper sim where the sight wouldn't stay still unless you stayed calm.
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