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[The Ghost of Saint Cornelius]

Welcome to Breakfast with Cornelius! Today we're eating breakfast with our esteemed colleague, Sebastien Rayer. Welcome, Sebastien!

[Sebastien Rayer]

Good morning, Cornelious!

[The Ghost of Saint Cornelius]

Now why you want to go and say that? Don't go riding Ichirou's dick, that's a good way to get...

...well virgins are usually clean, so ride away my friend!

Anyways. What are you munching on this morning, playa?

[Sebastien Rayer]

"Tamari Roasted Almonds" from Trader Joe's and coffee.

[The Ghost of Saint Cornelius]

Fuck, that's a hearty breakfast. I'm eating yogurt.

[FancieBombJack]

Damn, that's the first thing you've said that's made me laugh.

[The Ghost of Saint Cornelius]

This isn't breakfast with a boring junkie, Sam. Would you like to be the guest during my next installment?

[FancieBombJack]

Don't want to read your response. It's probably inflammatory.

Funny stuff, though. Good use of .

[The Ghost of Saint Cornelius]

It would be kind of hard to conduct an interview with someone I've placed on ignore. Sebastien, do you want to handle it?

[FancieBombJack]

I'm feeling sensitive this morning. I can't handle any junkie faggot insults.

[Sebastien Rayer]

The Ghost of Saint Cornelius, on 09 December 2009 - 04:07 PM, said:

It would be kind of hard to conduct an interview with someone I've placed on ignore. Sebastien, do you want to handle it?

Nah dude I'm rather averse to speaking with junkie pedophiles. I think we're going to have to pass on this one.

[The Ghost of Saint Cornelius]

Well Sam, it seems that neither of my accounts want to bother with you. Piss off.

[FancieBombJack]

A Concerned Ghost of Timothy Rayer

[FancieBombJack]

You guys ever board from your bath tub?

[Sebastien Rayer]

He'll be back entertaining his captive audience soon enough. Annon certainly doesn't want to make his butt-buddy an example for too long. I'm actually surprised that he gave the asexual junkie the same treatment as he did us; it's not like our fearless forum administrator is above preferential treatment or anything.

[The Ghost of Saint Cornelius]

Sam, you only have to post once brah. Do you really need to maintain your dominance in the top ten when you're locked in here with us?

[FancieBombJack]

[FancieBombJack]

U jealous of my rock solid rep, Tim?

[The Ghost of Saint Cornelius]

Suit yourself, my sexless lil' buddy.

[FancieBombJack]

Can't even get to the negatives with five of Tim's accounts, hickydicky and t-boned scarfing down my hoagie.

[FancieBombJack]

The Ghost of A Concerned Timothy Rayer

[Sebastien Rayer]

I understand that you're bored, Sam. You don't know how to entertain yourself, that's fine... people that are usually bereft of imagination have difficulty with that, it's understood. But you do realize that you're addicted to shitting up threads, right? I mean I'll fully admit that I fuck with you on sight nowadays, but it's like you can't even fucking help yourself!

That's kinda sad dude. Your therapist must make mad loot off your mommie and daddy

[FancieBombJack]

The Ghost of a Concerned Timothy Crowley-Rayer melting down in real time.

[FancieBombJack]

Where's A Concerned Crowley anyway? He's my favorite.

[Sebastien Rayer]

mortimer, on 09 December 2009 - 04:15 PM, said:

You guys ever board from your bath tub?

[FancieBombJack]

Boarding from the tub

Making $7 an hour typing data entry

Fancie

[Sebastien Rayer]

You look like Outassed's wife. Horrifying.

[FancieBombJack]

When's A Concerned Crowley getting here? He's my favorite Saint Cornelius personality because he feigns offense when people out him.

[The Ghost of Saint Cornelius]

Sweet!

[FancieBombJack]

What's it like looking like a baby bird, A Concerned Crowley? U get lots of pussy??