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#1 Ellrick

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 02:38 PM

I find myself wondering about some of you, some Ive known for almost a decade, but I know jack shit about.

First name: (dont be a pussy)
Ethnicity: (not just your skin color)
Religion: (Oce's underwear is magic)
Where you at nikka!? (Where you from? Who you rep?)
Age: (how long have you existed on earth in years)
Opa-Age: (how long have you been too big of an asshole to post on GAF, in years?)
Number of fingers you can fit in your ass (optional): (you fucking love it dont lie)

You real?

Nolan
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None to speak of, I concentrate my efforts on the living cuz I am sure they are real
New Englander for lyfe
30
I am actually not clear on how old the site is, was it 2000 or 2001?
I fist that shit, baller

Edited by Nolan, 13 January 2010 - 02:43 PM.

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 02:42 PM

First name: Natal
Ethnicity: irish / german
Religion: agnostic
Where you at nikka!?: SC
Age: 30
Opa-Age: ~10
Number of fingers you can fit in your ass (optional): 3

Edited by natal, 13 January 2010 - 02:46 PM.

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#3 GIR

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 02:45 PM

First name: GIR
Ethnicity: Robot
Religion: None
Age: 8
Opa-Age: 5
Number of fingers you can fit in your ass (optional): None but I can usually fit a whole fist up someone elses.
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Posted 13 January 2010 - 02:50 PM

First name: Garnet
Ethnicity: English/Welsh/Irish
Religion: Roman Catholic
Where you at nikka!? England
Age: 24
Opa-Age: er...5 or 6??
Number of fingers you can fit in your ass (optional): 2 normal man's fingers, 4 of mine.

Edited by Garnet, 13 January 2010 - 02:50 PM.

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 02:56 PM

First name: Ulysis
Ethnicity: Puerto Rican/Spanish/Italian (just a hint)
Religion: Agnostic
Where you at nikka!?: New York
Age: 30
Opa-Age: 6 to 7 posting, 1 to 2 lurking
Number of fingers you can fit in your ass (optional): Basically what GIR said.
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Posted 13 January 2010 - 02:59 PM

First name: Joel
Ethnicity: British/Jamaican
Religion: Agnostic
Where you at nikka!? Canada
Age: 22
Opa-Age: 6
Number of fingers you can fit in your ass (optional): ummm never attempted to find out
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Posted 13 January 2010 - 03:19 PM

First name: Jeffrey (it's in my youtubes)
Ethnicity: White as Christmas
Religion: Ex-Scientologist
Where you at nikka!? NorCal
Age: 26
Opa-Age: I think about 7 years
Number of fingers you can fit in your ass (optional): 2 if I lube them up real nice

Edited by Tarazet, 13 January 2010 - 03:20 PM.

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#8 FancieBombJack

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 03:22 PM

First name: Sam
Ethnicity: Puerto Rican and Jewish ethnicity
Religion: Atheist
Where you at nikka!? South Florida
Age: 24
Opa-Age: I've been here since I was 15 or 16... so like at most under nine years, at least 7. :suicide
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Posted 13 January 2010 - 03:32 PM

Name: Eugen
Ethnicity: Russian/German
Religion: orthodox, rather atheist
Where you at? North-Rhine Westphalia, Germany :rock
Age: 23
Opa-Age: 5 years. I came to troll PGR2 :kerry under an other name.
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Posted 13 January 2010 - 03:40 PM

View PostTarazet, on 13 January 2010 - 03:19 PM, said:

First name: Jeffrey (it's in my youtubes)
Ethnicity: White as Christmas
Religion: Ex-Scientologist
Where you at nikka!? NorCal
Age: 26
Opa-Age: I think about 7 years
Number of fingers you can fit in your ass (optional): 2 if I lube them up real nice

How long were you a scientologist and why didnt it work out?
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#11 Outcast2004

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 03:48 PM

I'll play.

First name: Jason
Ethnicity: German/Dutch
Religion: Agnostic Methodist
Where you at nikka!? Alliance, Ohio. 330 mutha fucka!
Age: 31.... ugh
Opa-Age: 4 or so?
Number of fingers you can fit in your ass (optional): havent tried. But I am open to new ideas! :)
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#12 olimario

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 04:05 PM

First name: Gary
Ethnicity: Norwegian
Religion: Agnostic
Where you at nikka!? League City, TX
Age: 25
Opa-Age: 7 years
Number of fingers you can fit in your ass (optional): Don't know how many fingers, but I can fit 8 lighters in there.
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Posted 13 January 2010 - 04:06 PM

View PostGarnet, on 13 January 2010 - 02:50 PM, said:

First name: Garnet
Ethnicity: English/Welsh/Irish
Religion: Roman Catholic
Where you at nikka!? England
Age: 24
Opa-Age: er...5 or 6??
Number of fingers you can fit in your ass (optional): 2 normal man's fingers, 4 of mine.

My penis = 3 normal man's fingers
You are NOT the girl of my dreams.
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#14 Garnet

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 04:09 PM

:(
asses are pooping not for shooting
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#15 Ellrick

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 04:14 PM

View PostGarnet, on 13 January 2010 - 02:50 PM, said:

First name: Garnet
Ethnicity: English/Welsh/Irish
Religion: Roman Catholic
Where you at nikka!? England
Age: 24
Opa-Age: er...5 or 6??
Number of fingers you can fit in your ass (optional): 2 normal man's fingers, 4 of mine.
:cum

Had I known you would pop in and answer the list of questions would have been entirely different :naughty
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#16 olimario

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 04:16 PM

View PostGarnet, on 13 January 2010 - 04:09 PM, said:

:(
asses are pooping not for shooting

You passed the test
:thumbs
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#17 hey69

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 04:24 PM

First name: Cilit Bang
Ethnicity: caucasian , Turkish
Religion: Muslim
Where you at nikka!? Belgium
Age: 34
Opa-Age: too long dude!
Number of fingers you can fit in your ass (optional): i'l ask olimario .he tried it once
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#18 olimario

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 04:27 PM

You're a... terrorist?
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Posted 13 January 2010 - 04:37 PM

First name: Jhonathan
Ethnicity: Colombian/Spaniard
Religion: Roman Catholic (Don't go to church however)
Where you at nikka!? Doity Joisy
Age: 20
Opa-Age: 6??
Number of fingers you can fit in your ass (optional): 2 Dicks and 3 Fists :bling
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Posted 13 January 2010 - 04:39 PM

First name: Eric
Ethnicity: German/Romanian/English
Religion: Agnostic
Where you at nikka!? South Jersey
Age: 30
Opa-Age: 5 (lurked for about 2 years before that...)
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#21 Gek

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 04:58 PM

Russ
Texan
Agnostic
Texas
20ish
Since '03?
1 momo shifter
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#22 Roland

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 04:58 PM

First name: Joseph
Ethnicity: Irish/Italian
Religion: None
Where you at nikka!? South Carolina
Age: 35
Opa-Age: Since inception, with extended periods of inactivity
Number of fingers you can fit in your asshole: all of them
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#23 katsuce

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 06:25 PM

Garnet :wub :bow
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Posted 13 January 2010 - 06:33 PM

Dan
Texan. Grandparents came from Germany to escape the European war theater shithole.
I pray to the Texas Armadillo out of respect. Lord knows I've hit enough on the road. :(
Austin, TX
Age: 21
Opa-Age: 6 years

I thought I was one of the youngest dudes here except for theliver. Didn't know Phatty was a little baby. :wub
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Posted 13 January 2010 - 06:35 PM

First name: Chris
Ethnicity: German, English, Irish and Welsh - Going by my grandparents
Religion: None
Where you at nikka!? Atlanta, GA...NOT Hotlanta
Age: 27 as of Jan 4th
Opa-Age: '04, since the cursed Halo 2 leak
Number of fingers you can fit in your ass (optional): Who knows? The human rectum is nightmarishly elastic
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Posted 13 January 2010 - 06:35 PM

View PostNolan, on 13 January 2010 - 02:38 PM, said:


First name: Brandon
Ethnicity: Norwegian/Danish
Religion: Agnostic
Where you at nikka!? Las Vegas
Age: 24
Opa-Age: Almost 6 years
Number of fingers you can fit in your ass (optional): I've only ever fit one up there.

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 06:36 PM

View PostMahz, on 13 January 2010 - 06:33 PM, said:

Dan
Texan. Grandparents came from Germany to escape the European war theater shithole.
I pray to the Texas Armadillo out of respect. Lord knows I've hit enough on the road. :(
Austin, TX
Age: 21
Opa-Age: 6 years

I thought I was one of the youngest dudes here except for theliver. Didn't know Phatty was a little baby. :wub

:wub
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#28 Mahz

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 06:37 PM

Should have kicked my 14/15 year old ass for ever coming here.

Fuck you, iamnaked for ever bringing me here.

Edited by Mahz, 13 January 2010 - 06:37 PM.

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 06:46 PM

First name: Andrew
Ethnicity: White English
Religion: Roman Catholic (lapsed)
Where you at nikka!? Manchester, England
Age: 29
Opa-Age: Since autumn 2001 (During the arse-end of my army 'career')
Number of fingers you can fit in your ass (optional): Dunno, but I've had my walnut poked because I was pissing blood (cystitis). Very distressing experience. :lol

Edited by A Homeless, 13 January 2010 - 07:04 PM.

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 08:07 PM

View Postolimario, on 13 January 2010 - 04:05 PM, said:

First name: Gary
Ethnicity: Norwegian
Religion: Agnostic
Where you at nikka!? League City, TX
Age: 25
Opa-Age: 7 years
Number of fingers you can fit in your ass (optional): Don't know how many fingers, but I can fit 8 lighters in there.
No wonder you're so tall and handsome. :drool

First name: Carl
Ethnicity: Half white, half sand-nigger, but look 100% white, except getting tan from being in the sun for no longer than 2 hours. :rock I get niggerish. :bling ya dig
Religion: Penguin
Where you at nikka!? (Where you from? Who you rep?) Norway, bruh.
Age: 20
Opa-Age: Uhh, 6 or 7 years? Dunno', really.
Number of fingers you can fit in your ass (optional). Tip of my finger (and it's skinny for a man), a full female finger.
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