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[ocelittle]

As I've said before, there is this one house on my street filled with niggers. Low life scum bags, that have no respect for anyone in the neighborhood. They walk around the street yelling, shooting cap guns at night, swearing with the worst language. They all live in this house, ages 12-18ish...and today I was taking WallE for a walk and they were kicking a van that belonged to...I'm assuming...one of their friends. The van drives away and WallE starts yelling, then the niggers all start barking back at WallE. I'm outnumbered by about 6 and so I just continue past, while giving the main one who was barking a stare down.

Fast forward 2 hours and I hear some banging outside, I look outside and they're all out there throwing rocks at my house. Big, baseball sized rocks, right at my garage.

I called the police but got disconnected, and re-thought it because I don't want the cops to come and then have to worry about them coming back all the time.

What do I do?

I'm fucking seriously pissed off!

[Enigma]

Shoot them. I'm buying a .357 next week

[olimario]

They all moved in and started acting up AFTER you bought the house, right?
Surely you wouldn't buy a house without scoping out the neighborhood first.

[Meckle]

Install a surveillance camera. Next time they do anything turn the video in to the cops.

[Toddler]

I'd be out there throwing rocks back. Real Talk.

Of course our demeanor differs, so I probably shouldn't recommend it.

Edited by Toddler, 27 November 2010 - 11:33 PM.

[ocelittle]

Here they are now...just sitting in front of their house.

oli, I don't know how long they were there for. They're the only ones, everyone else is friendly. But no one hangs out outside because of these pieces of shit.

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[Slam]

Invite enema enigma over,then call the cops on them both after the altercation happens.

We all win

[Toddler]

What you need to do, is back up the sedan, pop the trunk, and bump some Manilow through the Bose system till they get tired of hearing that shit and go inside.

Edited by Toddler, 27 November 2010 - 11:35 PM.

[Slam]

Nobody tires of Bose

[Everdred]

Surely you own a gun, right?

[THE TONE]

Holy shit, I thought he porch monkey thing wasjust a joke.

If it doesn't subside then call the police. Don't shoot them like nigma said. Otherwise you'll be the one in jail.

[olimario]

Niggers only attack in groups
Isolate one and beat the fuck out of him

[ocelittle]

Fucking neighbor shit is so fucking awkward.

I don't want to start a neighbor war because it's just me and Alissa...against a house that sees police visits weekly.

[Lunatic]

[ocelittle]

Everdred, on 27 November 2010 - 11:37 PM, said:

Surely you own a gun, right?

I don't, but believe me, I want one.

[olimario]

You need to get some OAers over there to confront them.
Fly me, DJ, VYM, and Outcast in and we'll lay down the law.

[Everdred]

If you had a nice shotgun or something you could resolve this without firing a shot. Niggers aren't bright, but they usually have a strong sense of self-preservation.

[THE TONE]

I'm not even sure what i'd do. That's some bullshit man.

[olimario]

THE TONE, on 27 November 2010 - 11:40 PM, said:

I'm not even sure what i'd do. That's some bullshit man.

You'd be throwing rocks with the rest of them, you fucking savage.

[HIPPOPOTAMUS]

Should've called the cops again. Niggers act tough and like to talk but rarely have the balls to back it up. These people aren't human and need to be taught a lesson otherwise they'll continue to mess with you for as long as you're there.

[ocelittle]

Cops are here.

[Enigma]

Go outside with a sword and threaten them.

[Enigma]

Oh and call the cops.

[Lunar Aura]

Call the zoo and tell them the escapees are wearing human clothes.

[olimario]

ocelittle, on 27 November 2010 - 11:43 PM, said:

Cops are here.

You're going to get jumped, dude
The cops wont be arresting anybody. This is just going to piss these savages off.

[Lunar Aura]

ocelittle, on 27 November 2010 - 11:43 PM, said:

Cops are here.

Oh, what a relief. They'll be most helpful in dealing with nigger situations.

[mikesphat]

sounds like a problem an ak47 will fix real quick... ak


well i can change that in a hurry!

[Lunar Aura]

olimario, on 27 November 2010 - 11:45 PM, said:

The cops wont be arresting anybody. This is just going to piss these savages off.

This.

Now would be a good time to invest in that gun and practice on the "firing range", if you know what I mean.

[HIPPOPOTAMUS]

FYI, I saw Faster with my girl last night.. The Rock, Billy Bob, sister from Dexter, etc. Decent film but guess what we experienced throughout? 3 or 4 teenage niggers in the top right of the theater talking back to every other line of dialogue spoken as if they were at the Apollo.

That's THREE out of the last four movies I've been to that I've experienced this in.

Takers -- just an awful, awful experience throughout the film, teen black kids

Paranormal Activity 2 -- see above, pretty sure the perps were adults this time.. everyone around us kept looking at them to the right when they talked.. it was horrible. Not just talking, but random grunting and coughing and other simian-like noises

And now Faster..

The only movie that hasn't been tainted by this filth is Due Date, which isn't exactly their type of film.

[Enigma]

Setup targets in your front yard and practice shooting a gun