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#1 ralphnaderforprez

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 05:24 PM

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http://www.neogaf.co...=481023&page=36

Salvia 5x didn't do anything. On the truffles now, on of the moderately strong types of sclerotia, waiting for effects.



Oh, yeah, might be getting something. Nonspecific lightheadedness and warmth.

This is like being very drunk but without the feeling of body toxicity, in the early stages.

Oh, there, now I'm using my phone to type this and I'm starting to see 3d effects and shifting colors and shapes on this scale that I'm not seeing around the room yet.




:rollopa :hmm :rollopa

Can't wait for the updated OT in a day or two, when he comes to with a ruptured butthole.

Edited by ralphnaderforprez, 29 July 2012 - 05:25 PM.

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#2 FancieBombJack

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 05:25 PM

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He bought "magic truffles" on the internet. :rollopa
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Posted 29 July 2012 - 05:35 PM

I hope he goes back and tries to read his own travel notes while high. He should find the nearest tall building and jump off it.
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Posted 29 July 2012 - 05:41 PM

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On shrooms and the most interesting thing you can come up with to do is watch tv and post on neogaf :rollin :rollin :rollin

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 05:47 PM

Magic truffles? What an idiot.

And there's no way he took salvia and it "didn't do anything". It's not like he's somehow immune to the effects. Dopey idiot can't even smoke properly.
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#6 Annon

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 05:58 PM

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Glanced through the thread and stopped reading once I found this gem:

So, last night.

After we got to talking about the pub crawl in the hostel's common room, and some of the guys headed out, one of the German girls noticed that someone had left their camera on the sofa. She was nervous, so I took charge and had her come with me to the front desk to hand it over. Front desk, in confidence or maybe sheer laziness, suggested that I just hand over the camera to the guy in question myself since I knew who he was (Mr. Affliction Tee who had thankfully broken the deafening silence earlier). I agreed.

German girl thanked me for taking care of it. I encouraged her, and her in absentia beautiful friend who had been very quiet but eyeing me a whole lot in the common room earlier, to come to the pub crawl. She wasn't confident, though, that the quiet girl would be willing to come, being tired from their travels. We parted ways and they never showed later that night.

At pub crawl time I waited by the front desk with the camera, and Affliction Tee showed up on his way to the crawl. He lit up immediately in shock and awe that his camera wasn't lost forever, since it was left alone in a hostel common area and it was worth more than ten cents, and immediately befriended me and introduced me to his group: himself and his brother from Minnesota, a coincidental Minnesotan girl they had met, and a guy and a girl both from Melbourne also coincidentally.

We spent the rest of the night drinking...a lot. The Minnesotan brothers had been awake for some 35 hours as the night went on, had been drinking steadily since 9am and could no longer remain standing, so they bailed, leaving me with the two Australians and the Minnesotan girl. The group ties frayed at that point, and conversation became very difficult and yelling-single-words-and-making-hand-gestures-oriented as we crawled onward to pubs with live music playing, so things went downhill from there. Australian dude found an enthusiastic girl, Australian girl bounced around, and Minnesotan girl soon bailed. I wandered around a bit, but everyone in the 70 strong crawl had settled in with their special someones, so I took a cab back to the hostel, passed out, and woke up somewhere around 3am when my five girl dormmates couldn't get the door open with their room key.

After a groggy morning where all the ladies, Canadians from various origins who had banded together, pranced around in their underwear (until I headed toward the shower in my own underwear and they stared; thanks Calvin Klein!), I made my way to the Guinness Storehouse and poured a perfect pint and took in the landscape from the Gravity Bar. Back to Temple Bar, now, lunch in belly and writing this post. Accompanying photos to follow.


What a fucking loser :rollin :rollin :rollin
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#7 Groder Mullet

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 06:04 PM

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Glanced through the thread and stopped reading once I found this gem:



What a fucking loser :rollin :rollin :rollin


Literally nothing happened in that story. Fuck he could have just said "drank a lot, talked to some people, came home by myself and passed out. The end."
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#8 FancieBombJack

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 06:05 PM

Magic truffles? What an idiot.

And there's no way he took salvia and it "didn't do anything". It's not like he's somehow immune to the effects. Dopey idiot can't even smoke properly.

Oh, I didn't realize he's actually in Amsterdam. I believe magic truffles are the only psilocybin-containing "shroom" they're allowed to sell in Amsterdam now. They do contain psilocybin, but they're also much weaker than the real thing. You can also easily order them online.
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#9 ralphnaderforprez

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 06:09 PM

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Sharing a six bed room with five girls. They all snore :|


In a room alone with five horny girls on vacation and all he can say is that they snore?

What a disgrace :rollin
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#10 Kit Fisto

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 06:09 PM

After a groggy morning where all the ladies, Canadians from various origins who had banded together, pranced around in their underwear (until I headed toward the shower in my own underwear and they stared; thanks Calvin Klein!)


:rollin

Stared at his elf-like visage no doubt. What a loser.

Edited by Kit Fisto, 29 July 2012 - 06:09 PM.

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#11 ralphnaderforprez

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 06:12 PM

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#12 TheChocolateStarFish

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 06:15 PM

There is no fucking way salvia didn't have an effect on him... NO WAY. Idiot doesn't know how to smoke. Probably doesn't know how to inhale, he let the smoke go in his mouth and let it out.

Edited by TheChocolateStarFish, 29 July 2012 - 06:16 PM.

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#13 Groder Mullet

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 06:17 PM

In a room alone with five horny girls on vacation and all he can say is that they snore?

What a disgrace :rollin


Dude, look at his picture. Unless he is rocking a travel container of chloroform, he ain't getting laid.
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#14 The Enigma

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 06:19 PM

"3D Effects" :rollin

WE SEE IN THREE DEE LOL
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#15 ralphnaderforprez

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 06:22 PM

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Turns out all the girls were staying at my hostel. I became friendly with one of initial girl's friends, we hit it off and chatted it up quite a bit over the course of the night. 2am came, and they headed back to sleep (except for initial girl who stayed to dance and talk up some guy in a suit), and as it turns out they were staying in the room a door over from mine. They all maintained their distance, though, and we parted amiably and girl #2 suggested we hang out at breakfast before I head out in the morning.

I got back to my room, all of two seconds later. The room looked like some partying had happened but my five lady dormmates were nowhere to be found, so I immediately crashed, with shoes still on. Two hours later the girls all got back and woke me from my fully dressed slumber, one of them with a guy in tow, and they commented on my shoes still being on. I grogged a bit and woke up, then started a conversation with the de facto leader of the pack of Canadian 20-something ladies.

First she cleared with me that I was okay with some fucking taking place between one of the dorm girls and the guy she brought; no worries. Then we started shooting the shit as everyone winded down, tired and drunk, and we talked travel and worldviews and politics and so on, and she got to hear the normal explanation about my ridiculous improbable life. Apparently that group of Indian dudes was extremely harassy and straight up grab-assing them and other girls at the hostel, and so that's why no one was hanging out in the common room for the whole day 'cept for the the dudes themselves. Assholes.

She eventually got too sleepy and called it a night after a solid hour of fun conversation with me, and we noted that the hook up guy had passed out before anything happened and left the other girl awake and frustrated. His girl woke him up after a few minutes, and for her troubles she got just about 15 seconds of embarrassingly bad thrust from the guy straight into his snoring no more than 10 seconds later. Yikes!


Sounds like his only action will be from jerking off while listening to his female roommates get fucked :kerry
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#16 Annon

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 06:28 PM

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Of course the other guy fell asleep. They rolled in drunk as fuck and this guy lept out of bed fully clothed to talk 'worldviews and politics' with them for the next hour. What a cockblocking faggot.
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#17 Groder Mullet

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 06:30 PM

Hostel's been overtaken by a huge group of self-contained Indian travelers. Haven't seen anyone today other than them and some great grandparent aged people. Was recommended the musician bar crawl but that was just elderly folk too, but it's early yet, will try again after dark.

Met a cool Aussie girl and shot the shit with her for an hour or so, and she was going to meet back up with me shortly after, but no show.

It's great meeting new people every day, but it also means being back to square one every day! Normally I'd have a plan of action and not just be hanging out, but I need a recharge day after air travel straight into getting wasted, so it's all good.

Grabbing some dinner at the moment and then completely open.


:chuckle

Edited by Groder Mullet, 29 July 2012 - 06:37 PM.

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#18 Groder Mullet

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 06:37 PM

I'm alive, and have a big write up of yesterday, just busy courting a gorgeous Spanish girl at the moment, be patient ;b




Oh wow. What the hell :|


Spend whole day together and have a great time....were going to go sailing tonight but it was fully booked....random extend handshake bye have a nice life turn around walk away?

?????? What the hell just happened :lol


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#19 ralphnaderforprez

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 06:39 PM

Who says "courting"? :lol

Sounds like this guy is perpetually afraid to make a move, the girls probably think he's gay.

Some hours passed, and the girls met back up with us and had decided to call it a night. eSports kid cursed loudly and proclaimed that he would be staying, but I headed back to the hostel with them. Singaporean girl, empowered by alcohol and otherwise surrounded by fat Irish men, had suddenly gotten very friendly as we headed back, but I was content to call it a night, so I smiled and joked and kept my distance.


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#20 kisama

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 06:44 PM

looks like the guy that jumped off the GWB.

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"thanks, calvin klein"

Edited by kisama, 29 July 2012 - 06:45 PM.

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#21 Gek

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 06:47 PM

Poor guy, how old is he?
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#22 ralphnaderforprez

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 06:47 PM

A moment later, standing outside the bus, German eSports kid walked up to me. “Hey, faggot.” What? I glared at him. He explained that he was staying at a hostel nearby and having a good time. I continued glaring, and he eventually said goodbye. I explained to the girls that you probably shouldn’t be too liberal about your word choices in addressing people when English is not your first language.


"Hey, faggot"

:rollin :rollin
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Posted 29 July 2012 - 06:53 PM

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 06:55 PM

There are more interesting things happening on the internet right now

Who gives a fuck about this guy
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#25 ralphnaderforprez

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 06:59 PM

See, the problem is that I can't just randomly talk about all the crazy shit. I can't just bring up that I did a 30 mile illegal mountain race in pouring rain at an average speed of 120 miles per hour, water shooting up so many feet in the air. I can't randomly say that I've illegally hiked through the side of the Grand Canyon and had to freestyle mountain climb back to safety, as every other handhold broke away with my back to certain death, then uncontrollably slide down to the ranger checkpoint and get impaled by a desert plant on my way down, luckily deciding earlier to have brought a quikclot pack with me. I can't say that I swam in a ridiculously strong riptide in Hawaii and had to barely make it to a coral reef and drag myself inch by inch along the reef back to shore, being gashed by the reef in a hundred different places, then smear sand in the wounds until they stopped bleeding, the ground soaked with blood, then walk miles back to my car, barefoot.

Not even that I train Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and that I'll look anyone in the eyes, calm and resolved from a thousand fights.


Hard. As. Fuck.
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#26 IRJB

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 07:04 PM

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He has the most punchable face. I'd have to either punch him or ditch constantly. Likely both.

As an American, he's representing us. I really resent that.

Edited by IRJB, 29 July 2012 - 07:05 PM.

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#27 Annon

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 07:07 PM

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The funniest part about that thread is all of the idiots just lapping this shit up :rollin
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#28 Lokidoki

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 07:18 PM


TERRIBLE

Bunch of bitter, jealous motherfuckers in this thread.
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#29 olimario

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 07:19 PM

I'd love to see him pull guard against a large black guy who wants to punch him in the face.
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#30 Annon

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 07:25 PM

Bunch of bitter, jealous motherfuckers in this thread.


really? :rollin
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