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#1 VenomousPoison

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Posted 14 May 2013 - 05:46 AM

In a jaw-dropping and moving op-ed in the New York Times, Angelina Jolie has revealed she recently underwent a double mastectomy after testing positive for the gene that predisposes her to breast and ovarian cancer.

 

"My mother fought cancer for almost a decade and died at 56," writes the Oscar winner and U.N. goodwill ambassador. "She held out long enough to meet the first of her grandchildren and to hold them in her arms. ... We often speak of 'Mommy's mommy,' and I find myself trying to explain the illness that took her away from us. They have asked if the same could happen to me. I have always told them not to worry, but the truth is I carry a 'faulty' gene, BRCA1, which sharply increases my risk of developing breast cancer and ovarian cancer."

 

She acknowledges that the odds were not in her favor: "My doctors estimated that I had an 87 percent risk of breast cancer and a 50 percent risk of ovarian cancer, although the risk is different in the case of each woman."

 

According to Jolie, "Once I knew that this was my reality, I decided to be proactive and to minimize the risk as much I could. I made a decision to have a preventive double mastectomy. I started with the breasts, as my risk of breast cancer is higher than my risk of ovarian cancer, and the surgery is more complex."

 

On April 27, she completed "three months of medical procedures that the mastectomies involved. During that time I have been able to keep this private and to carry on with my work."

 

But she's "writing about it now because I hope that other women can benefit from my experience," she explains. "Cancer is still a word that strikes fear into people's hearts, producing a deep sense of powerlessness. But today it is possible to find out through a blood test whether you are highly susceptible to breast and ovarian cancer, and then take action."

 

Jolie goes on to describe her surgeries, her reasons for going public and the loving support she's received from Brad Pitt.

 

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:cry All gone.


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#2 Gek

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Posted 14 May 2013 - 05:58 AM

She didnt get implants to replace the removed tissue? That is what my cousins did after their mom died of breast cancer.


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#3 Ehwaz

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Posted 14 May 2013 - 06:34 AM

She does (tenth paragraph of the NYT article):

 

 

Nine weeks later, the final surgery is completed with the reconstruction of the breasts with an implant. There have been many advances in this procedure in the last few years, and the results can be beautiful.


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#4 tater

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Posted 14 May 2013 - 06:34 AM

I bet she's had a full hysterectomy as well. Didn't they adopt black babies or something.
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#5 sos2k11drfantastic

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Posted 14 May 2013 - 09:02 AM

She's had 3 kids of her own with Pitt.
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Posted 14 May 2013 - 09:57 AM

She's reconstructed her boobies, tards.
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#7 President Soetoro

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Posted 14 May 2013 - 09:59 AM

Saddest news since Christina Ricci had her breast reduction.


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#8 nemt

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Posted 14 May 2013 - 11:09 AM

 

:usa :usa :usa


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#9 Draft

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Posted 14 May 2013 - 12:56 PM

I'll tug one out to Hackers in memoriam.
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#10 omaichu

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 02:15 AM

People try so hard to live forever...did it occur to her that she's still going to die anyways?
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#11 VenomousPoison

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 02:31 AM

She's reconstructed her boobies, tards.

 

Water balloons are not tits. She has no tits.


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#12 bigtrollhentai

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 11:20 PM

Angelina Jolie part of a clever corporate scheme to protect billions in BRCA gene patents

 

Angelina Jolie’s announcement of undergoing a double mastectomy (surgically removing both breasts) even though she had no breast cancer is not the innocent, spontaneous, “heroic choice” that has been portrayed in the mainstream media. Natural News has learned it all coincides with a well-timed for-profit corporate P.R. campaignthat has been planned for months and just happens to coincide with the upcoming U.S. Supreme Court decision on the viability of the BRCA1 patent.

 

 

Upcoming U.S. Supreme Court decision to rule on patent viability for BRCA1 gene

Angelina Jolie’s announcement and all its carefully-crafted language had four notable immediate impacts:

1) It caused women everywhere to be terrified of breast cancer through the publishing of false statistics that drove fear into the hearts of anyone with breasts. (See below for explanation.)

2) It caused women to rush out and seek BRCA1 gene testing procedures. These tests just happen to be patented by a for-profit corporationcalled “Myriad Genetics.” Because of this patent, BRCA1 tests can cost $3,000 – $4,000 each. The testing alone is a multi-billion-dollar market, but only if the patent is upheld in an upcoming Supreme Court decision (see below).

 

3) It caused the stock price of Myriad Genetics (MYGN) to skyrocket to a 52-week high. “Myriad’s stock closed up 3% Tuesday, following the publication of the New York Times op-ed,” wroteMarketwatch.com.

4) It drove public opinion to influence the upcoming U.S. Supreme Court decision to rule in favor of corporate ownership of human genes (see more below).

 

Myriad Genetics sees stock price skyrocket thanks to Jolie, and Obamacare will funnel billions their way

 

Obamacare mandates taxpayers pay for BRCA gene testing: yet another government handout to wealthy corporations

But here’s what’s even more crooked about all this: You know how Obama likes to talk “free market” but actually engages in so-called “crony capitalism” by handing out money to all his corporate buddies, Wall Street insiders and deep-pocketed campaign donors? Part of Obamacare — the “Affordable Care Act” — mandates that taxpayers pay for BRCA1 genetic testing!

America, what a joke of a society. :bigtroll


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#13 Mr. Blonde

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 12:33 AM

seems like alot of trouble for a 3% stock gain, no?


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#14 bigtrollhentai

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 01:46 AM

seems like alot of trouble for a 3% stock gain, no?

Think long term gain not short term. Also, this is funded by O'Dumba care too.
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#15 frolet

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 01:51 AM

She's reconstructed her boobies, tards.

 

It's still a major procedure, they remove it all - she has no nipples.  They tattoo on fake ones.


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Posted 17 May 2013 - 03:03 AM

America, what a joke of a society. :bigtroll

 

LINK:

http://www.naturalne...l#ixzz2tutsumzy


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#17 bigtrollhentai

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 04:02 AM


 
LINK:
http://www.naturalne...l#ixzz2tutsumzy


Retard Americans bought the PR. Game over. :usa
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#18 Mahz

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 09:57 AM

People try so hard to live forever...did it occur to her that she's still going to die anyways?


that's your takeaway?

:WTF


Edited by Mahz, 17 May 2013 - 09:58 AM.

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#19 The Prophecies of Deadmeat Serialized in the New York Times

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 10:27 AM


that's your takeaway?

:WTF

 

He's right.

 

Her death is written - this procedure didn't go jack to change that.


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#20 Mahz

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 12:03 PM

THANKS FOR CHIMING IN TO EXPLAIN SPERG FORUM TO ME SPERG FORUM


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#21 President Soetoro

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 12:10 PM

Calm down, Mahz.

You're still a mod.

You're still a mod.
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#22 Mahz

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 12:17 PM

what would u like better soroteoe: mahz (lifemod) "defend" modship with verbal dexterity and form new oa feud :bow new oa shtick :bow, or jolie have tits?


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#23 Mahz

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 12:18 PM

ponder hard soroeto, i will make ur dreams come true


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#24 President Soetoro

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 12:27 PM

You have the power to make my dreams come true, Mahz.

More than you know.
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#25 Mahz

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 05:24 PM

ur wish is my command torosero


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Posted 18 May 2013 - 12:42 AM

Thanks, bro. :)

 

Mod powers rock. :D


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#27 -Shatz

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Posted 18 May 2013 - 05:11 AM

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#28 VenomousPoison

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Posted 18 May 2013 - 06:59 AM

Holy shit! 1/15 of one percent!

 

When you make 5 cents per every $32.93 invested you gotta :fudance


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#29 -Shatz

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Posted 18 May 2013 - 10:21 AM

Holy shit! 1/15 of one percent!

 

When you make 5 cents per every $32.93 invested you gotta :fudance

now that they have the patent to the BRCA1 testing procedure and potentially the patents on the gene itself...

women across American will go now for "free" testing after some more fear campaigns on television

costing between $3,000-$4000 and some under the table commission to each Doctor thanks to Obamacare and paid for by VenomousPoison. :rollin


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Posted 27 May 2013 - 05:44 AM

http://www.bbc.co.uk...canada-22677972

 

[quote]Angelina Jolie's aunt dies of breast cancer

 
Angelina Jolie's uncle praised the actress for electing to have a double mastectomy
 
Angelina Jolie's aunt has died of breast cancer, nearly two weeks after the Hollywood star said she had had a double mastectomy to avoid such a fate.
 
Debbie Martin passed away at the Palomar Medical Centre in Escondido on Sunday, aged 61, the hospital said.
 
Mrs Martin was the sister of Jolie's mother Marcheline Bertrand, who died of breast cancer in 2007 at the age of 56.
 
Her husband, Ron Martin, said the sisters had both had the same mutated BRCA1 gene, which Jolie inherited.[/quote]

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